A PRACTICAL GUIDE TO DATA USAGE!
In a bid to be able to cope with hardship in this recession, cum the decision of NCC to hike tariff plans of data services. Hence, there is need to take wise steps as follows:
1. Delete all unused apps. These apps run in the background and drain your data.
2. Snapchat and Instagram are basically the same. Delete one for the other.
In a bid to be able to cope with hardship in this recession, cum the decision of NCC to hike tariff plans of data services. Hence, there is need to take wise steps as follows:
1. Delete all unused apps. These apps run in the background and drain your data.
2. Snapchat and Instagram are basically the same. Delete one for the other.
3. Messenger and WhatsApp serve the same purpose. Please delete messenger.
4. Absolutely no WhatsApp voice or video call. You de craze? If you must, buy me data before calling. In short in extreme cases send sms. It's still my same eyes I'm going to use to read them.
5. Only download when you steal someone's Wi-Fi password. You be learner?
6. Please do not send me attachments in email. Copy and paste so I can also copy and paste and create a file. Otherwise it's double data billing.
7. Turn your mobile data off when your phone will be inactive for a while (bathing, eating, cooking, especially sleeping)
10. Kuku go back to Nokia 3310 when life was only sms and call. Go to cybercafes to check your Facebook and email once in a week. Don't worry we are in recession. No one is sending you job interview appointments.
8. Join money with your sister to buy data and then mobile hotspot. Don't blame me if you are not Siamese twins and one chops all the data. Never mind. Una no go get power to fight. Conserve your energy. Food is expensive.
9. Occupy and roam around in Shoprite. They have free WiFi but the signal is so poor you may have to climb ladder to even get 1 bar.
10. Last but not the least...buy me data in appreciation of these free invaluable lessons.
When the bird learned to fly without perching, the hunter learned to shoot without missing. Buhari God pass you. We will survive your second coming as we survived the first.
Credit: Stephen Ipalibo-Lawson
4. Absolutely no WhatsApp voice or video call. You de craze? If you must, buy me data before calling. In short in extreme cases send sms. It's still my same eyes I'm going to use to read them.
5. Only download when you steal someone's Wi-Fi password. You be learner?
6. Please do not send me attachments in email. Copy and paste so I can also copy and paste and create a file. Otherwise it's double data billing.
7. Turn your mobile data off when your phone will be inactive for a while (bathing, eating, cooking, especially sleeping)
10. Kuku go back to Nokia 3310 when life was only sms and call. Go to cybercafes to check your Facebook and email once in a week. Don't worry we are in recession. No one is sending you job interview appointments.
8. Join money with your sister to buy data and then mobile hotspot. Don't blame me if you are not Siamese twins and one chops all the data. Never mind. Una no go get power to fight. Conserve your energy. Food is expensive.
9. Occupy and roam around in Shoprite. They have free WiFi but the signal is so poor you may have to climb ladder to even get 1 bar.
10. Last but not the least...buy me data in appreciation of these free invaluable lessons.
When the bird learned to fly without perching, the hunter learned to shoot without missing. Buhari God pass you. We will survive your second coming as we survived the first.
Credit: Stephen Ipalibo-Lawson







